My thinking is like this…

turnc0at:

Penny boards are way to small for humans, therefore anyone riding one looks like a knob.
So the only reason they were invented is a fast way of transporting turtles.
Because if I had a turtle and it was small it would ride teckdecks but once it grows it needs a bigger board so I would get it a penny board then it will be cool and get all the peeshe.
And long boards can be for fat tortoises in the zoo so they can ride around and visit their friends in other cages and shit.